It Is More Important to be Rich than to be Happy (a humour speech)

today, shoot down 2 test

1. writing test

i wrote an argumentative essay on "watching television bring harm to children"

2. speaking test

i talk about "it is more important to be rich than to be happy"

(everyone giggle while i am having speech, including the 2 markers)

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OUTLINE

Name: Robin Tan XXX XXXX Student ID: 42XXXXX
Title: It is more important to be Rich than to be Happy
Introduction:
1. Greet audience
2. State purpose
- Today I would like to talk about “it is more important to be rich than to be happy”.
Due to the economy slump, it causes inflation of the price, and causes everything to become more expensive. So, that’s the reasons I am here to tell you why rich is more important than happy.
3. Ask questions to gain attention
- When you are hungry, can you think of being happy?
- When you cannot keep yourself warm when you are cold, can you think of being happy?
4. Answer
- I can’t feel happy when I am hungry and when I can’t keep myself warm.
5. Preview
- Money can buy comfort and security, can give you more friends, enjoy the food that you love, and keep extra ordinary pets.
Body:
1. Money can buy comfort and security
- Can buy big houses and keep expensive cars
- Some people might says money can attract robbers (wealth)
Ø Although money can attract robbers
Ø Employ security guards in home
Ø 24 hours bodyguards
2. Money can attract more people to be my friends
- Wherever there is sugar, there are ants = money can attract more people to eat and play with you
- After entertainment, you are call to pay the bill, paying an expensive bill in front of girls, and a gang of friends is cool (it is cool)
- Rich => honor => cool
3. Money allows me to travel the world and enjoy the food I like
- Fly to Japan for Japanese food (in weekend)
- Fly to New Zealand for fresh milk
- Thailand for Tom Yam
- Then back for work on Monday
Ø Go travel every weekend to difference country
Ø Probably rent an Airbus 380 and invited all IE students to travel with me
4. Money allows me, a pet lover, to keep extraordinary pets
- Tigers, taking care of my residence
- Elephants, personal masseur(pronounciation)
- Dolphins, play mates while swimming
Although it is illegal, but I can bribe the World Wildlife for not catching me

Conclusion:
Finally, I would like to conclude that it is more important to be rich than to be happy. Because
Ø Money can buy comfort and security,
Ø I can have plenty groups of friends to play with,
Ø Travel around the world and enjoy the food I like, and
Ø Keeping extraordinary pet.

Although money cannot buy real friendship, I don’t mind enjoying my life with money.
Ø Spending money = cool
Ø Life is fully packed with activity = happy

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SPEECH

It is more important to be Rich than to be Happy

By, Robin Tan

1. Good afternoon everyone

2. I would like to talk about “it is more important to be rich than to be happy”. The purpose I am talking about this topic is due to the economy slump; it causes inflation of the price, and causes everything to become more expensive. So, that’s the reasons I am here to tell you why is rich more important than happy.

3. Before I start my speech, I would like to ask 2 questions.
Ø Can you feel happy when you are in hunger?
Ø Can you feel happy when you can’t keep yourself warm when you’re cold?

4. Anyways, I can’t feel happy when I am hungry and cold.

5. I am going to talk about money can buy comfort and security, can have more friends, can enjoy the food that I love, and keep extra ordinary pet.

1. Firstly, I would like to say that, money can buy comfort and security. With money, I can buy big houses and keep expensive cars (Rolls Royce, Lamborghini). Although, some people might says criminal is always follow after those who are rich. But I can install the best alarm system all over in my house, with 10 security guards non-stop patrolling around my house using Alpha Romeo, and with probably 5 bodyguards following me 24 hours a day with BMW. I am sure you can’t imagine what car I am using for myself, I am using LOTUS (the car that James Bond used). (The one with weapons around the car, with missile, and the tires are nail resistant.)

2. Wherever there is sugar, there are ants. Secondly, if I am rich I can have a lot of friends. Everyday after working, I can go karaoke, go clubbing, and even go shopping (with all the girls’ colleagues). And call them to take whatever they like in the shopping mall, and I will pay for all the bills. Maybe you might think that I am a stupid dump which spending unnecessary money on the others. But in my opinion, paying for huge amounts of bills in front of the others (especially girls) makes me looks cool. Which means rich is equal to cool~!

3. Moreover, I can travel here and there easily to enjoy the food that I like and buy things from the factories. I can fly over to Japan in the weekends for having sushi buffet and then fly over to New Zealand for buying milk. As everyone know that most of the milk on the market was polluted by the China business man. Then, fly to Thailand to have Tom Yam before coming back for working on Monday.
Ø I might go for traveling every weekend, to difference countries for having fun, and buying stuff.
Ø I can even rent an airbus 380 and invited all my friends and including all of you to joins me to have a tour to everywhere


4. For me as a pet lover, I might keep some extraordinary pet. Such as a couple of tiger, for taking care of my residences. And, keep an elephant as my masseur, to help me massage everyday after I back from working. As well as feeding dolphins in my swimming pool, so that I have play mates while I am swimming.
Although keeping those pets is illegal and will be caught to jail, but who cares? Since I am rich enough, then I can bribe the World Wildlife Fund’s for not catching me from keeping those protected animal in my residences.
In conclusion, I would like to say it is more important to be rich than to be happy. If I am rich I can own a more comfortable and secure life, have a lot of friends, travel everywhere for eating delicious food, and keeping extraordinary pets in my residents that people couldn’t afford.

I don’t mind to have fake friendship, since paying expensive bills, then I am honors as “COOL”, and this honor can makes me happy, then I had achieved what I want.

Now~! My life is fully packed with activity, entertainment, and travel. I am sure wealthy can buy me happiness. =)

Thank you~!

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NO PLAGIARISM IS ALLOWED~!

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From your Dearest Writer,

-BiN-