cheating technique~

there is a lot of cheating in test nowadays~
why is it happened?
because technology is getting more high tech...student is getting more busy...study's time is getting less...and zzzzzzzzzzz......stop giving myself stupid reasons....

k...lets start my cheating technique lesson...

1. putting workbook under the butt.. [if u have a huge butt like my fren]
2. passing paper when teacher is not around... [as huge font as possible orelse its hard to copy]
3. throwing paper around... [if whole class is throwing, teacher will only think that student feeling bored in test, and teacher never know there is some paper is with answer]
4. go to toilet... [put a book inside the toilet before the test/put a book in the staircase ]... [please b reminded not longer than 30 minutes] <==my stupid fren went for 30 minutes..and deducted 1 minute 1 mark by teacher....
5. printing notes in a extremely very small tiny paper.... [which is hav a same size as ur name tag]
6. printing notes in a transparent sticker and stick on the table... [teacher coundnt find out easily about the sticker which is on the table, since the have strips]
7. sms each others... [sms when teacher is not around] [this method need a lot of $ and is not recomended]
8. talking language which teacher couldnt understand... [this is a method which can easily make teacher climbing up the wall = angry ...and it is not recomended]
9. writing answer on the leg which is covered by stocking... [when u "qiao4 jiao3" then u can see the answer]
10. shout out the answer as loud as possible... [in the language which the teacher counldnt understand]
11. staple your notes with the testpaper... [it can hardly be noticed by people]
12. take your test paper as high as possible whenever u checking the answer or finding for answer... [teacher might not know that those sitting around is looking at the answer]
13. printed answer is insert into pen's case...such as Fabercastle pen..which has a transparent case but with blue colour... [the paper in the pen is hardly see by anyone ...since it is holding in your hand]
14. hiding notes inside your wallet... [play with your wallet while u cant answer any question...actually is finding for answer]
15. hiding notes in your pencilcase... [playing with pen and all the things in your pencilcase while u got no idea to answer the question and find answer in your notes]
16.prepare a paper on your table... [if teacher ask "why u leave a paper on table?"~ answer "for calculation"]
17. ask for paper in test... [since u had pay for the paper then ask for the paper...and roll your original answer sheet and throw over to someone else]
18. wrinting notes on hand... [this must be done before test for those things u really couldnt remember]
19. hiding some notes in your tupperware's pocket... [take out the notes when u cant continue your test...and try to make a short revision]
20. throw rubbish... [prepare some rubbish in your pencil case such as correction tape...throw it to rubbish bin in exam period..and u can pass answer to your friend]
21. borrowing things from fren... [calculator is a good devices for cheating...sicne it can insert ABCD and question number]
GIRLS ONLY~
22. write answer on "da4 tui3" the bigger part of leg... [when teacher is not around then can open up the skirt and finding for answer]
23. go to toilet for a long long time... [if teacher ask "why do u take such a long time"~ then answer the teacher "changing sanitary pad"]


i thrust that there are more difference kind of cheating technique which i haven written in here..hehek...please let me know some of it..so that i can share it with others...

* things post in here not things that i wanna do or i am doing *

and please never try this in ur test since i post in here... i am sure teacher might will gain more knowledge about cheating in test... if u re caught of cheating in test... u will cry for ur future... SO PLEASE DONT TRY THIS IN TEST~!

yours sincerely,

- BiN -